The Order of The Penguin

When we first met, you told me that disguise is always a self-portrait. How true of you. The combination to your safe, your measurements. But this, this is far more intimate, this is your heart and you should never let it rule your head. You could have chosen any number and walked out with everything. But you just couldn’t resist it, could you?

I’ve always assumed that love is a dangerous disadvantage.

Thank you for the final proof.

Phobophobia - fear of having a fear.

Money cannot buy happiness but somehow, it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes Benz than it is on bicycle.

Apapun yang dikirim melalui internet, jangan harap tidak akan dilihat orang lain.

Conflict breeds creativity.

We are selfish, base animals crawling across the earth, and because we’ve got brains, if we try real hard, we can occasionally aspire to something that is less than pure evil.

Whenever you are feeling down, remember, today you broke your personal record for days without dying!

Mau korupsi besar-besaran dan lolos dari pemerikasaan? Bilang saja menderita Demensia atau lebih baik lagi, Alzheimer.

Inilah “Solidaritas”: Kalau lu mau mengekspresikan kekecewaan lu dengan bakar diri, gw dengan aksi teatrikal yang meyakinkan akan berusaha memadamkan api dari badan lu… dengan bensin.

Tetap tenang dan konsentrasi; zombie pemakan otak telah tiba.

…. disebut “media massa”.

Mau terkenal bahkan sampai akhir hayat? Bakar diri anda.